Let the Seller Beware, Season 3 #3

Trophy wife is found shot on the top of a pool awning in the back of her house. Sara gets a solo case (which makes Nick nuts) of an eviscerated cheerleader. Teeth mark injuries on cheerleader are human.

GREG:

1. Analysis of sperm from dead wife. Nope and ibid – ie. ditto nope. I get it, but it’s weird. Who talks like that?
2. Reads Sara coroner’s report as she picks through what Greg succulently calls “driving someone else’s porcelain bus.”
3. The infamous mildew outbreak: Greg is in locker room putting on his jacket, when Grissom comes in and tells him to take his shoes off. Greg isn’t so sure he can ‘roll’ with strip forensics. Grissom says he knows that Greg’s mother’s maiden name is Hojem which is Norwegian and swabs something on Greg’s feet with the brief description of “it’s an experiment.” He tells him to come see him in 6 hours.
   Six hours later Greg is getting frantic, calling his reaction on his left food hazmat meat. “You infected me with mildew!?!” Grissom calmly explains hydrocortisone will clear it right up.

Light blue t-shirt. And dark t-shirt with small pictures of buildings/architecture on it.

REST OF TEAM:

• House is listed for sale; realtor’s name is Augie Heitz. Not a name you hear every day, particularly on an adult.
• Nick quotes another bird factoid from his Discovery channel viewing. Hummingbirds like the color red.
• Nick and Warrick play rock-paper-scissors to see who goes in the pool. Nick loses so we get shirtless Nicky. And he finds the missing husband on his first dive.
• Archie does a weak Elvis impersonation, but he’s still a cutie. He compares virtual tour of house on real estate site with crime scene photos and notices missing art/collectibles.
• Sexy video of dead wife, Catherine has to notice guy reflected in mirror in background as Nick and Archie are both so riveted by the ½ naked woman that don’t see anything else. Nick’s mouth is actually hanging open catching flies.